treesandfangs:

darlos9d:

sargenut:

cr1tikal is gonna be on his death bed and his last words are probably going to be a monotonous, sarcastic “well fuck my asshole”

"I’m done playing this. Well that’s the end of my life. Remember to rate my life, comment my life, and subscribe if you want to see lives similar to this one. See ya." ::dies::

In a nearby maternity ward, a baby is born. The doctors gather, clearing its lungs of fluid, waiting for its first squalling cries of life…

"Hey what up everybody it’s Cr1tikal and this time I’m playing Reincarnation let’s do this shit”

(Reblogged from yanderehikari)

moriartys:

I’m just so emotionally attached to a lot of the people I follow. Like, I might not even talk to you, but I’ll see your little icon and url pop up on my dash and I’ll just stare at it and smile and be like: friend.

(Reblogged from nain)

nintendokitty:

astroqube:

トライフォース時計。アラーム三曲付き。

It’s TRIFORCE-clock.

I can choose the alarm from the three songs.

omfg

(Reblogged from yanderehikari)

xekstrin:

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST VIDEO I’VE SEEN ALL YEAR

(Source: geneticvariation)

(Reblogged from bepsiboy)

heliosdayspring:

me: *looks at ocs i made 4 years ago*

me: we can rebuild them. we have the technology

(Reblogged from ladybeek)

takehaya-susanoo:

AMERICAN SCHOOL SYSTEM MORE LIKE
image

(Reblogged from levihaichou)

aphnorgeous:

image image image image

should i make more of these?

(Reblogged from yanderehikari)

legfruit:

*throws apple into hospital* *doctors hiss and scurry away from it*

(Reblogged from zamii070)

toastydoodles:

How to fix all problems in Five Nights at Freddy’s. Either that or, y’know, quitting after the first night!

(No, Pirate Cove guy, you don’t get anything. >:C)

(Reblogged from yanderehikari)
  • north american education system: COLLEGE???? COLLEGE COLLEGE
  • north american education system: COLLEGE
  • north american education system: *points at 16-year-old* WHAT YOU WANT DO WHEN IN COLLEGE?!?
  • north american education system: *picks up 7-year-old* WHY NOT THINK ABOUT COLLEGE!??!? COLLEGE
  • north american education system: *throws infant against the wall* YOU GOING TO COLLEGE
(Reblogged from bepsiboy)

ethically-wrong:

mmmmbeefy96:

grandhowler:

Dude

holy shit. 

this is on a whole new level of patience

This is natural art.

(Source: best-of-memes)

(Reblogged from rawberrylemonade)
cynicalsleeper:

pageofbutt:

fishpun:

aboorrantkenosis:

poffinu:

69psiioniic69:

spoookykat:

darknephilim:

tentaboob:

murrlin:

so i combined derse and prospit together with painttoolsai using the luminosity feature and…………
look at it…….

that’s so…. pretty… omg let’s all dream here pls

I’ve lived here all my life.

And then everyone lived on Derspit, the end.

soft grunge



headcanon time!: derspit is what happens when one person tries to play Sburb/etc by his or her self. Either through two computers running the program at the same time or through bizarre cheating methods.
It’s an attempt by the game to create both moons despite there being only one bed, forcing the player to go through weird glitchy mixtures of events from both areas. 
The Derspitiatites (dersite+prospitian= Ders-pit-ti-a-tites) are at war with themselves and are extremely glitchy and volatile, expressing both Heroic and Just traits. They both wish for the game to be continued and for the game to be lost, and are neither helpful nor harmful towards the player. They are so volatile that they become neutral by default. 
It is extremely difficult, if not impossible to win the game, due to the black and white king being the same character. The reckoning, along with all other moon-based events, must be started by the PLAYER in order for them to get farther into the game.
heres a Derspitiatite arch/antiagent (cheap jack edit) to make reading all that worth your while a bit


“…are at war with themselves and are extremely glitchy and volatile”
so baSICALLY THE TRICKSTERS
CAN THIS
BE A THING
CAN THIS BE WHERE THE TRICKSTERS DREAM OMFG

OH MAN EVEN THE COLOUR SCHEME WORKS FOR TRICKSTERS

HEADCANON ACCEPTED OH MY GOD

cynicalsleeper:

pageofbutt:

fishpun:

aboorrantkenosis:

poffinu:

69psiioniic69:

spoookykat:

darknephilim:

tentaboob:

murrlin:

so i combined derse and prospit together with painttoolsai using the luminosity feature and…………

look at it…….

that’s so…. pretty… omg let’s all dream here pls

I’ve lived here all my life.


And then everyone lived on Derspit, the end.

soft grunge

image

headcanon time!: derspit is what happens when one person tries to play Sburb/etc by his or her self. Either through two computers running the program at the same time or through bizarre cheating methods.

It’s an attempt by the game to create both moons despite there being only one bed, forcing the player to go through weird glitchy mixtures of events from both areas. 

The Derspitiatites (dersite+prospitian= Ders-pit-ti-a-tites) are at war with themselves and are extremely glitchy and volatile, expressing both Heroic and Just traits. They both wish for the game to be continued and for the game to be lost, and are neither helpful nor harmful towards the player. They are so volatile that they become neutral by default. 

It is extremely difficult, if not impossible to win the game, due to the black and white king being the same character. The reckoning, along with all other moon-based events, must be started by the PLAYER in order for them to get farther into the game.

heres a Derspitiatite arch/antiagent (cheap jack edit) to make reading all that worth your while a bit

image

“…are at war with themselves and are extremely glitchy and volatile”

so baSICALLY THE TRICKSTERS

CAN THIS

BE A THING

CAN THIS BE WHERE THE TRICKSTERS DREAM OMFG

OH MAN EVEN THE COLOUR SCHEME WORKS FOR TRICKSTERS

HEADCANON ACCEPTED OH MY GOD

(Reblogged from death-limes)

i feel really embarassed b/c of what happened in english class today

judithan:

So here’s the thing, I need to raise about 400$ by the end of the month, and currently I’ve gotten about 100$ of it -though since it’s still pending, I technically don’t have any of it. And if it helps ease your mind about what my ‘personal finances’ are -it’s for paying bills, since I can’t seem to get a job due to either being 17 or being trans ftm. Not sure, since I’ve applied to about 6 places and gotten 0 calls back.

That being said, I’m opening up commissions!! I made another post about it, but it was pretty confusing, so I decided to just delete it and make a new one.

I’m offering 4 types of commissions: Sketches, Luminosity Painting, Line Art Cell Shading, and Line Art Painting.

My prices are as follow (bust shot/ waist shot/ full body)

  • Sketches - 5$/7$/10$
  • Luminosity Painting - 8$/11$/15$
  • Line Art Cell Shading - 18$/22$/25$
  • Line Art Painting - 28$/32$/35$

I don’t do well with just descriptions alone, so please include a detailed reference or two. And for the love of all that is holy, don’t tell me ‘just do whatever’ because A. That’s not very professional and B. I don’t know what you want me to draw if you don’t tell me.

I do draw furries/fursonas, but please keep in mind that I’m not very good at it, and all of them kind of look like the same kind of dog-like-creature.

The best way to get a hold of me, since Tumblr’s messaging system is horrendous, is by email. My email is Colonel-Chic@hotmail.com

(Reblogged from yanderehikari)

aaAAHG fUCK my hand hurts